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Total Medals Earned: 351 (From 27 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 3,260 Points

Extreme Gardening

Medals Earned: 7/9 (160/360 points)

1st Bronze 5 Points

Your very first bronze!

1st Gold 10 Points

Your very first gold!

1st Silver 10 Points

Your very first silver!

Day area 10 Points

Complete day area!

Sunset area 25 Points

Complete sunset area!

All Bronzes 50 Points

Collect all bronzes!

Night area 50 Points

Complete night area!

All Golds 100 Points

Collect all golds!

All Silvers 100 Points

Collect all silvers!

Getting Screwed Over!

Medals Earned: 2/3 (10/35 points)

Feeling Screwed? 5 Points

View all the screwy, bolty and nutty art work!

Paying Tribute 5 Points

Watch the end credits.

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Gretel and Hansel Part 2

Medals Earned: 10/30 (50/190 points)

Big Brother 5 Points

Rescue Gretel

Gut Busting 5 Points

Step on the trap

Metal Meal 5 Points

Get Hansel to eat the scissors

Revenge 5 Points

Beat a dead horse

Saviour 5 Points

Keep both dinner guests alive

Snip Snip 5 Points

Get cut

Ssssssurprise! 5 Points

Try and cross the swamp without Hansel

Swan Dive 5 Points

Go for a swim

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Bad Doggy 5 Points

Race the wolf... and lose

Between a Rock and a Hard Rock 5 Points

Get crushed

Free Bird 5 Points

Teach hansel how to fly

Frosty Impaler 5 Points

Be too greedy

Got Wood? 5 Points

Suffer the stickman's wrath

Here Doggy! 5 Points

Give a dog a bone

Never Hit an Old Man 5 Points

Disrespect your elders

Sensory Overload 5 Points

Reveal the bridge

Slayer 5 Points

Slay the beast

Spiked 5 Points

Get the pit death

Weather Master 5 Points

Solve the weather puzzle

Where's My Arm? 5 Points

Pet the teddy

A Trusty Hat 10 Points

Give Rufus back his hat

A Woman's Tears 10 Points

Free Emma

Till Part 3... 10 Points

Complete the game

Grimm Master 2 25 Points

Beat the game after getting all the deaths

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Larry And The Gnomes

Medals Earned: 9/27 (140/1,000 points)

AAAARRG!! 5 Points

Kill 10 Gnomes while enraged

Destruction 5 Points

Kill over 50 Gnomes

Meet the Mage Master 5 Points

Fight the Boss in ACT I

Warm Up 5 Points

Complete the Tutorial Level

ACT I 10 Points

Complete Act I

Power Kill 10 Points

Kill a Gnome in one hit

Bash the Boar 25 Points

Fight the Boss in ACT II

Mass Destruction 25 Points

Kill over 100 Gnomes

Mitten Hand Ninja 50 Points

Kill an entire level of Gnomes with nothing but your bare hands

Accidental Archeologist 10 Points

Discover ancient Skull Statues

ACT II 25 Points

Complete Act II

Blood Lust 25 Points

Sever 20 Gnome heads in a row

Decapitation Retaliation 25 Points

Kill an entire Level of Gnomes with the heads of other Gnomes

ACT III 50 Points

Complete Act III

Fight the Freak 50 Points

Fight the Boss in ACT III

ACT IV 100 Points

Complete the Game!

Battle of the Gnome King 100 Points

Fight the Gnome King!

Convenience Mining 100 Points

Collect 15 Precious Gems

Sword Connoisseur 100 Points

Find all of the 8 hidden Cameo Swords

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Looming

Medals Earned: 6/12 (190/500 points)

Traveler 5 Points

Enter a portal.

Excavator 10 Points

Collect at least 6 artifacts.

Archaeologist 25 Points

Collect at least 18 artifacts.

Binary Abacist 50 Points

Collect all of the tally beads.

Lithocryptologist 50 Points

Collect all of the diagram pieces.

Seecha Expert 50 Points

Collect all of the Seecha rods.

Repeat Visitor 10 Points

Make at least 10 visits to Looming.

Lorem Archivist 50 Points

Collect all of the Lorem tablets.

Priest of Science 50 Points

Collect all of the Path rings.

Xenopaleontologist 50 Points

Collect all of the Oarbor bones.

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Madness Accelerant

Medals Earned: 2/5 (50/135 points)

A WINNER IS YOU 25 Points

Beat the game.

True Face of Evil 25 Points

Reveal the true face of evil!

Face Off 10 Points

Let out all your aggression.

Pacifist 25 Points

Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.

Madness Mode 50 Points

Defeat Madness Mode!

Newgrounds HQ Showdown

Medals Earned: 5/13 (55/350 points)

First blood 5 Points

I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION

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u suxorz 5 Points

Lose against any team

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Paradox Embrace

Medals Earned: 5/10 (85/360 points)

Bridging the Gap 5 Points

Pass level 1

Withered Away 5 Points

Succumb to the clutches of death

Logically Delicious 25 Points

Pass level 6

Naturally Talented 25 Points

Pass levels 1-3

Undeterred 25 Points

Pass any level other than 7 without getting hurt

Master of Mysteries 25 Points

Pass level 9

Demon Dodger 50 Points

Pass level 7 without getting hurt

Spacetime Traveler 50 Points

Pass levels 6-9 with a combined time under 20 minutes

Speedy Runner 50 Points

Pass levels 1-5 with a combined time under 20 minutes

Embracer of Paradoxes 100 Points

Pass all levels with a combined time under 19 minutes

PixEvo - The Fountain

Medals Earned: 6/7 (200/300 points)

Back To Life 5 Points

Recover some strength

The Heart Of Man 10 Points

Become a full human

Walking Again 10 Points

Get your legs back

More Than A Man 25 Points

Grow small wings

The Call Of The Beast 50 Points

Become the beast

True Protector 100 Points

Restore the fountain's flow

Speed Run 100 Points

Complete the game in 15 minutes or less

Super Mario BP Oil Spill

Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/285 points)

FISHY ASSIST 5 Points

Allow a fish to die and plug his own hole.

GLUG GLUG 10 Points

Destroy at least eight blowfish in a single game with other dead blowfish.

SUCKER 10 Points

Make a diver accidentally swim into a mine.

BLOW ME 25 Points

Kill at least eight BP divers in a single game with dead blowfish.

MINE YOUR BUSINESS 25 Points

Destroy at least eight mines in a single game with dead blowfish.

OCEAN DEFENDER 25 Points

Last long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward on his yacht.

TORPEDO TERROR 25 Points

Get a single Bullet Bill torpedo to kill two BP divers.

AQUAMAN 50 Points

Survive long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward without dying.

EMPLOYEE MERCY 50 Points

Kill no divers or submarines, but still destroy the BP oil rig in a single game.

HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER 50 Points

Kill at least five submarines in a single game.

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